In a dark room, illuminated only by the tank lights, I crouch near the tank. Hunkered down, twisted like a pretzel, searching with my little flashlight…trying desperately to see down a hermit crab’s pants.
Thwarted and frustrated I whined “Just drop your pants and let mommy see!”
Then, I shit you not, he turned around and basically stood on his head and full on flashed me his abdomen by sticking his butt straight up in the air. Of course he’s male!